Here Stands a Post Lyrics

Ages 4-9Mother Goose

A post in the ground, and a challenge: touch it if you dare. This four-line playground dare is all bluff and giggles.

Here Stands a Post

Here stands a post,
Who put it there?
A better man than you;
Touch it if you dare!

Type
Mother Goose
Tune
Chanted dare
Best for ages
4 to 9 years

What Does Here Stands a Post Mean?

One child points to a post, or anything standing up, and dares the others to touch it. The line "a better man than you" is a teasing boast, and "touch it if you dare" is the challenge. Of course, touching a post is completely safe, which is what makes the dare funny.

History and Origin

James Orchard Halliwell printed the rhyme in The Nursery Rhymes of England. Dares and challenges were part of every playground, and short rhymes like this gave them a ritual feel, the same way counting rhymes are used to choose who is it.

Learning Activities

  • Dare game: stand a toy or cushion up as the post and take turns daring each other to touch it.
  • Brave or silly: talk about the difference between a safe dare and an unsafe one.
  • Change the object: "Here stands a chair, who put it there?"

Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of rhyme is this?
A playground dare, where one child challenges others to touch something.
Is it a safe game?
Yes. The dare is to touch a harmless post, which is the joke.