In a Cottage in Fife (Comical Folk) Lyrics

Ages 5-10Mother Goose

A man and his wife in Scotland are said to be very strange people. Then the rhyme lists their oddities: they see with their eyes, walk on their feet and eat to stay alive.

In a Cottage in Fife (Comical Folk)

In a cottage in Fife
Lived a man and his wife
Who, believe me, were comical folk;
For, to people's surprise,
They both saw with their eyes,
And their tongues moved whenever they spoke!

When they were asleep,
I'm told, that to keep
Their eyes open they could not contrive;
They both walked on their feet,
And 'twas thought what they eat
Helped, with drinking, to keep them alive!

Type
Mother Goose
Tune
Spoken rhyme
Best for ages
5 to 10 years

What Does In a Cottage in Fife (Comical Folk) Mean?

The rhyme promises a funny, unusual couple and then describes the most ordinary things anyone does: seeing with their eyes, talking with their tongues, closing their eyes when asleep, walking on their feet and eating and drinking to stay alive. Fife is a county on the east coast of Scotland, and contrive means manage.

History and Origin

The rhyme is printed in The Real Mother Goose (1916). It belongs to a family of joke rhymes that build up a big surprise and then deliver something completely obvious, like There Was a Monkey Climbed Up a Tree.

Learning Activities

  • Spot the joke: ask your child what is actually comical about the couple.
  • Ordinary facts: make up your own "amazing" facts about the family: "Dad eats with his mouth!"
  • Find Fife: look for Fife on a map of Scotland.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is funny about the couple?
Nothing at all. The joke is that the rhyme describes completely normal things as if they were strange.
Where is Fife?
A county on the east coast of Scotland.